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My former roomate, (Brevet) Colonel Paul DeWitt, O.St.D. is also student at UT Knoxville. Makes sense, since he is my roomate, huh? Anyway, this is his page.
Philip Blaiklock isstudent at Rice University. He was SGA president of Science Hill High School. I don't know how. Other than that, it ispretty good high school. This is his home page. Incidentally, every image on this page (right now) is directly or indirectly the result of Phil. While this indicates that he has too much free time, it still makes him worthy ofround of applause. Yeah, Phil.
Brian McManus isstudent at UT Knoxville. This is not his home page, but he haspage inside of Phil's page. Selecting"Cool Stuff" on Phil's sidebar will get you to it.
As I work at Rocky Mount and other historic sites where the donning of late eighteenth century clothes is required, I often wear tricornered hats, knee breeches, and other old apparrel. You should too. For some of the best, check out Jas. Townsend & Son, Inc.
For print news about the University of Tennessee, or for the comics, read the Daily Beacon.
WWWF Grudge Matches and other entertainment
To see the WWWF Grudge Matches, click here. They are quite entertaining. See the Enterprise versus the Death Star, Beavis versus Butt-head (unfortunately, they can't both be killed), the custody battle between Andy Taylor and Mr Cunningham for Opie/Richie, and more.
The successor to the world-famous Grudge Match, WWWF Ground Zero.
Also, the emergency edition of Ground Zero, WWWF Ground Zero -- Emergency Edition.
New and Improved! WWWF Grudge Match is back! Be sure to visit the match for which I was the guest commentator, Latka vs Balki.
Forum 2000, where artificial intelligences solve your problems, or at least insult them. The place to go ``when you're just too busy surfing to solve your own problems.'' (TM) Now upgraded to the Forum 3000.
The Lurker's Guide to Babylon 5. One of the best on-line resources I have ever seen. Here you can learn all about our last, best hope for peace.
Another excellent on-line resource is The Simpsons Archive, for episode outlines and other information about Our Favourite Family.
For other television and movie news, visit Ain't It Cool News.
The John Prine Shrine. Where to go when you just need one good reason, or one extra season in which to figure out the other four.
They Might Be Giants (Unofficially). Lyrics, .midi files, chords, music interpretations, and more information about John and John.
Dragon Dice and Role-Playing Games and Stuff
The TSR Home Page, where you can find Dungeons and Dragons, Dragon Dice, and other stuff from Tactical Studies Rules.
Links to Other Dragon Dice Websites
Comic Strips, Cartoons, and More
Knights of the Dinner Table
The Knights of the Dinner Table home page. Home of the popular comic seen in Dragon Magazine. If you have ever role-played, or know someone who has, you will enjoy this.
Hoody Hoo Cartoons! Animated versions of the Knights.
Web-Based Comics
WebComics are my newest hobby, and so I'm putting up an list of all the ones I currently read, partly because I keep losing my bookmarks file. Now, these are, generally, comics that are not syndicated in print, and, because my mother or another innocent might come across this list, I am even going to try to rate the comics for content! (Fools rush in.... Most turn out to be PG, and they are all fairly harmless, but it can be a shock some times, especially when a comic that seems light and sweet takes a turn, briefly or permanantly, towards drama and suspense.) Also, I will mention those that have won the April's Choice Award, because April often has excellent taste, and I will note which are hosted by Keenspot (the brand-new online comics syndicate, which hosts many quality comics), which are on Keenspace (a service of Keenspot), which are on RyPanda, and which are endorsed by SPLEEN. These are listed in aproximately the order in which I started reading them, and is not meant to be a ranking system by any means, although I do point out some of my very favourite strips. Furthermore, there are many, many more quality comics on the web. These are just the ones I try to read every day.
Bruno
the Bandit has been described by Ian McDonald as 'a cross between The
Lord of the Rings and The Simpsons,' and that certainly captures
the spirit of this strip. Bruno is a bumbling but (usually) good-hearted
thief, alternately aided and foiled by his side-kick Fiona, the micro-dragon.
Of all the strips on the web, Bruno has some of the most detailed and beautiful
artwork, and clever plots to match. Follow Bruno's adventures in the modern/mediaeval
Kingdom of Rothland Monday through Saturday. This April's
Choice Award winner, rated PG
for
cartoon violence and occasional mild language, appears on Keenspot
six days a week.
College
Roomies From Hell!!! The serial adventures of Mike, Dave, Roger, April,
Marsha, and Margaret; be warned: 'despite they seem normal, they are not.'
Whether running from fabric-eating bugs, overcoming heartbreak through
a traditional Misery Journey, or saving the world from Cthulu, Maritza
Campos's characters (and they are real characters) will keep you in constant
stitches. Who needs backgrounds, when we have humour that can make you
laugh so hard, you'll pass out? Life is a nonsense contest seven days a
week in this April's Choice
winning Keenspot
comic. Rated PG-13
for occasional language, cartoon violence, adult situations, weirdness.
Wild and crazy humour, heart-rending drama, romance, and killer exams--my
very favourite strip.
Kevin
and Kell are a rabbit and a wolf who are married. They are also the stars
of the first comic to be published exclusively on-line, so there have almost
five years of archives to read! A herbivore married to a carnivore hardly
have a traditional marriage, and the addition of an adopted hedgehog daughter
and a teenage fox/wolf cub son does not make life easier. Available five
days a week, and with a mirror site at www.herdthinners.com,
this is one of the most popular on-line comics to-day. Rated a very mild
PG,
as the laws of the jungle do accasionally prevail, even among civilised
animals, and rabbits occasionally find themselves in adult situations.
Freefall
chronicles the adventures of Sam, the space-alien spaceship captain and
con-man, his helpful and naive robot buddy Helix, and above all, their
engineer, Florence (a Bowman's wolf). After three years they only barely
have Sam's ship working, but fear not, the simple adventure of making it
go (and the problems they discover once they finally do) make this strip
worth a visit every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Also available in colour!
Rated G.
Strictly
speaking, the Squad 'o Goodness is not an on-line strip. It once ran in
the Daily Beacon at UT,
but all the old strips are archived here. Experience Thrills, Chills, and
short-week filler strips, as the Squad o' Goodness battles the evil Lincoln
Log and his armies of zombie presidents. Rated PG-13
for violence, language, and occasional adult situations. I probably should
not really use the picture I am using for this (it's not an authorised
linky button), but, unless Jason North asks me to stop, I will use it.
Life
at Bayside, a small, idyillic (or, if your prefer, backwards and boring)
college town on the Atlantic coast. Curtis Berry gives us a cast of misfits
in a boarding house as they make their way through the perils of college
(and the occasional alternate dimension). This strip runs five days a week,
and never fails to be bizarre and entertaining. Rated PG-13
for occasional language and adult situations. A Keenspot
comic.
Aaron
Holm, esquire works out his frustrations through Joe Average six days a
week. The happy, drunken facade of Hollywood-style college life is punctured,
and the miseries of the lonely bachelor are explored in the official comic
strip of involuntary celibacy. If you ever think you are bitter, just read
Joe Average. Rated PG-13,
for some language and adult situations. A Keenspot
comic.
Nukees,
in case you wondered, are majors in Nuke E., or Nuclear Engineering (in
this case, at Berkely). Not being a Nukee myself, I have to assume from
this strip that all Nuclear Engineers regularly build giant robot ants,
fight zombie squid in Antartica, programme computer viruses, and occasionally
declare themselves kings. I could be wrong, but you can see for yourself
on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays in this Keenspot
comic endorsed by SPLEEN
and rated PG,
um, just because (really, it is a pretty harmless strip, barring the radiation,
and maybe some language). Another favourite.
The
incredible adventures of Torg, free-lance web designer and Riff, free-lance
bum and inventor. Sluggy Freelance (no-one knows what Sluggy actually means,
or why it might be freelance) also includes aliens, girls, ferrets, and
a psychotic rabbit named Bun-Bun, not to mention parodies of Star Trek
and the X-Files, and the marvelous Storm Breaker Saga. It is certainly
nifty, and is one of the most successful on-line comic on the web to-day.
New comics seven days a week, and plenty of archives to enjoy. Rated PG-13
for violence, occasional language, and general weirdness. One
of my very favourite strips.
Now
Inside
Joke University, following the continuing
adventures of Ryan and company in University. Some say college spans
the best years of your life; they are at least the strangest. Inside Joke
chronicles Ryan Allen and his friends as they exorcise demons from computers,
get trapped in Shakespearean plays, and enjoy lacrosse, the official sport
of the Dominion of Canada. Also, Joshua W Hammerstedt gave me a Toaster
Of Valour, so he's cool. Updated seven days a week, schoolwork permitting,
and rated PG
for occasional mild language and implied violence (and in a single strip
available in the archive but never published on the main page, outright
final exam-related violence). A RyPanda
comic, hosted by Keenspace.
General
Protection Fault is the on-going soap-opera of geek life. Our heroes work
at GPF, a small software company, and, although their creator describes
their story as Dilbert-like, it is anything but that. The employees of
GPF have rich, developed lives, and occasionally nifty fantasies that parody
our favourite movies and television. A Keenspot
Comic and an April's Choice
winner, General Protection Fault is updated six days a week, and is rated
PG,
mostly because of the wickedness of Trudy.
Amazingly,
a strip about fairly normal people doing fairly normal things. Of course,
no-one at Avalon High School is completely normal; otherwise, this strip
would not be so entertaining. These students study, make friends, play
Risk, play pool, survive Y2K, go to hockey games, and revel in unneccesary
Canadian humour. This Keenspot
comic is posted five days a week, with guest artist strips on Sundays.
Contribute your own! Rated a very mild PG.
One
of my very favourites.
Elves
in their natural habitat--the comic strip! The saga of Baughb the Elf,
a hero from the distant past, flung through time and space by ancient elven
magic. It may not make sense at first, but after you read the archives,
you will have to keep coming back. I promise a complex, serious story-line
alongside goofy humour, if you read Elf Life. And you can do it, too, six
days a week, thanks to Keenspot.
If you don't trust me, surely you will believe April!
Rated PG-13 for
some cartoon violence, some adult situations, and a few scary situations
(but it all turns out OK).
There
are aliens on earth. Mean aliens. Crafty aliens. Purple aliens. But you
and I are safe, because we are defended by the secret government agency,
SEMME. Uh oh. David Willis tells the story of the agents of SEMME in their
never-ending struggle against the Head Alien and his loyal minions. Get
wiigii with it seven days a week at It's Walky!, courtesy of Keenspot.
Rated PG, due
to occasional violence and occasional mild language.
No
longer in production, but still available in the It's Walky! archives,
Roomies is both comedy and drama as it follows the lives of several college
room-mates. It is well worth checking out when you have the time and want
a serious, and even moving, story. It also has space aliens. I have to
give this Keenspot
comic a PG-13
rating, even though it covers up any language with @#$%, because it is,
in some places, a dramatic story with adult situations and with really
bad things happening to nice people. Treat this rating as a sort of warning
covering the series as a whole--most individual strips would rate a safe
PG.
The
true story of the life of Greg Dean and his friends. Follow the adventures
of these Northern Californians as they play on-line games, buy really big
swords, go on road trips, and build time machines. Life must be different
in California. This Keenspot
comic is updated seven days a week and rated PG
for occasional language. Check it the home of the most cameoed cartoonist
on the internet, because Truth is Funnier than Fiction.
In
Alice, the eponymous heroine is a highly imaginative young girl who gets
herself and her more sensible pal Dot into all sorts of trouble with her
crazy ideas. Every day is a new adventure for Alice, and readers
get to relive their own childhoods through her. Michael McKay-Fleming
rates it G, although
there may be some mild language in a place or two. The link here
goes to his main page, from which you can reach this Keenspot
comic, as well as some of Mr McKay-Flemings's other work. Updated
seven days a week.
Sit and Spin is the classic tale of Corey Marie Kitley, sweetheart of the
internet. Although it is no longer published under this title, this
autobiographical strip once invited the reader so sit with Corey and her
friends in Denny's, have some Red Pop, and watch the world go by.
The archives are presently hosted by Keenspot
and
Keenspace. The Keenspace
archives are better, but
only work if you use that other
browser (Internet Explorer). Rated G.
Common
Grounds is Corey Marie Kitley's second experiment in internet cartooning.
Described as 'Like Avalon, but not Canadian,' it stars three young adults
trying to run a coffee shop while dealing with all the problems of real
life. Rated PG for
occasional mild language and occasional adult situations. Common
Grounds is presently on hiatus, although future storylines have been promised.
When it runs, Common Grounds runs five days a week on Keenspot.
Sit
and Spin returns, with a new look and a new name and new characters!
See what has become of Corey Marie Kitley since we saw her last.
Her boy friend is in some weird sort of band, and she seems to be having
a lot of fun. Autobiographical internet cartooning at its best, five
days a week and on Keenspot.
Life's So Rad is not yet rated, but it will probably get a G
or PG.
Six
people who happen to be animals share a house. Each one is a unique
individual, with his own quirks, any of which are enough to start an adventure
on their own. They also have deep and frightening enemies from co-workers
to mysterious masked men to megalomaniacal personal computers bent on taking
over the world. Rated PG
for occasional mild language, April's Choice,
Funny Farm, is more fun than a barrel of monkeys seven days a week on Keenspot.One
of my favourite strips.
Chelsea
Chattan is a fairly normal young lady. She has problems with her
family, she has a goofy sort of boyfriend, and once in a while she turns
into a panther. She is also a witch. Unable to live as an artist
in New York City, she returns to her home in North Carolina, where she
tries to learn to understand and control her mysterious new powers, but
ends up in more and more trouble. Although the story is fairly serious,
the day-by-day strips are funny in the April's
Choice winning comic strip. Appearing
seven days a week on Keenspot,
Clan of the Cats is rated PG-13
for occasional language, occasional violence, occasional suggested nudity,
and weirdness. Yet another favourite.
For
her fifth millenium birthday, God got her big sister's old pet universe
as a hand-me-down. Trapped in it by an accident, she is trying to
fix it up after a thousand years of neglect. To help her out, she
has befriended a mighty swordswoman, a young mage, and her very first priestess.
Bit by bit God is learning how to control her new universe and to use the
powers her big sister gave up. Fun adventure seven days a week!
Acid Reflux is rated PG
for occasional mild language and cartoon violence. One
of my very favourite comics.
Four
guys share an apartment and go about their daily lives as computer programmers,
systems administrators, artists, and unskilled labourers. But life
is only what happens between games. With the artist's girlfriend,
they spend their spare time on role playing games. One of the most
realistic strips around, Absurd Notions has subtle, brilliant humour.
Gav, of Nukees, says 'if you've ever
yelled at your television during prime time, "You IDIOTS! Don't EXPLAIN
THE JOKE! YOU'RE RUINING IT!" then you will love Absurd Notions.'
Rated PG, and
available Mondays and Fridays, with College Classics from Kevin Pease's
university days appearing on Wednesdays. Another
favourite strip.
Help
Desk is a tale of deceit and corruption, from the point of view of one
of the men who mans the technical support line of Übersoft, the mighty,
evil software company. I have only recently started reading Help Desk,
but I am enjoying it, and the site is also full of interesting information
about the evil software industry. O/S2 advocacy abounds. Tentatively
rated PG, this
Keenspot comic
is updated five days a week.
Keenspot
is the only spot on the web for the best darn comics. It is the only serious
syndicate of on-line only (or primarily-online) comics, and hosts many
fine comics (and a few that I must admit I do not care for). I cannot rate
the whole page, as it has comics that almost get a G
rating, but also has some that I would rate R,
such as Road Waffles and Look What I Brought Home.
Keenspaceis
a service of Keenspot,
providing free web hosting and other services to on-line comics everywhere.
It therefore hosts a wide variety of comic strips.
S.P.L.E.E.N.
Snide Parody Lacking Everything Except Nukees: a list of web comics that
fit the preceding criteria.
RyPanda,
not to be confused with the Big Panda
(another, more extensive list of comic strips) keeps an ever-growing list
of web comics, including those it hosts itself.
The Adopt a Dragon Foundation is an excellent source of information about dragons, as well as dragon pictures and other links. So is Here be Dragons.
Visit the Dixieland Ring. It will lead you to all sorts of great Civil War Sites, including the ones where I got some of my music.
You can write to the Field-Marshal at dusty@sayersnet.com
Thank you for visiting!
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